ruben-dias:

alexis you were late sigh this could’ve been so funny

texaslakehouse:

funniest sports club on the planet i fear

luckynein:

“Trans men can be misogynistic because they’re MEN”

No, everyone can be misogynistic because misogyny is not stored in the gender.

trentskis:

feel like i could say any noun and it could be an england player. like omg they’re subbing lamp on

Sam Kerr did all that and for what

louisegluckpdf:

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you’re exchanging niceties and they say “hello! how are you” and you say “im fine how are you :)” and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say “so how are you doing?” and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

lfc-unbelievables:

Best use of Elon’s money if you ask me

seventeengoingunder:

bored (ignoring a ridiculous amount of tasks)

albonocon:

this liverpool squad is just what you get if you were to ask 7 year old me to build one from scratch. 14 forwards and no cdm because defending is lame and scoring is cool 😎 and there’s only 22 players because i got distracted by something on the tv